I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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