I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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