So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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