these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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