Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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