Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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