how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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