smell my finger.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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