no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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