redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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