Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
