The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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