Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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