yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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