is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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