i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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