is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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