there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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