So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
