the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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