she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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