Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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