So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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