I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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