ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So much rum. So many feels.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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