what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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