Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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