i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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