yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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