I heard we made out
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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