Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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