I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You left your phone here
Wait...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
