My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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