no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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