the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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