This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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