Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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