By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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