She's JV to your varsity
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
