it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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