yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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