I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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