He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've blown a few things in my day
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
