So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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