i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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