If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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