Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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