Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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