Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so let's talk penis.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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