Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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